WARNING: Review of dynamic pairing ahead!

Did you see the magic rum worked on Keira Knightley’s Elizabeth character in the first Pirates of the Caribbean? She thought Johnny Depp’s Captain Jack Sparrow was a vile toad until she had a generous serving of rum…then she was all over him.

Speaking of magic…did you see the number a fresh mango did on George Costanza in the Seinfeld episode where he was having some “performance issues?” That fresh mango hit him like a shot of B12 and he was back in the saddle again.

What if you put these two into one delicious drink? Well, 276 Infusions has managed to do exactly that. With their unique infusion process of having fresh fruit right in the bottle, they have paired the two together. You get fresh slices of mango drifting seductively in ultra-premium Barbados plantation virgin rum.

While I have never been to a mango orchard, I guessing that a sniff of an opened bottle has to recreate the experience. The smell is simply divine. They take such care in selecting the right rum that you really don’t even know it’s there. As I drink this, I’m like Johnny Depp in Pirates because I keep saying over-and-over…“where’s the rum?” Seriously, I’m only getting the taste of fresh, sweet, delicious mangoes! No burn, no kick… just MANGOES!

I personally searched through every bit of literature 267 Infusion, Inc. sent me to see if there were any claims to the kind of assistance and boost George Costanza got when he ate that fresh mango on Seinfeld. Alas, there was not. With that being said, before you go poppin’ any of those “male performance” pills they advertise on TV, why not try 267 Rum Infusion Mango? There is absolutely no chance you’re getting anything that lasts for four hours (for the love of God, imagine that walk into the emergency room…I mean what the hell.. do you have a towel hanging on you as you enter the hospital?), it’s delicious and who knows…it may just cure what ails ya!

Rum infused with fresh mango…a dangerous combination and definitely some Killer Hooch!

For more information:
www.267infusions.com